Well.  The time has come (like I knew it would).  I have officially been stripped of my title as "The person in the immediate family that writes things pretty good and stuff".  There is another person, currently unnamed, that has decided to step (or wheel)  into my territory.  He couldn't leave good enough alone.  Couldn't be happy or satisfied with winning the International Science Fair, doing research at Harvard, being the "nice one" or even surviving a terrible car accident and two and a half month long coma.  Nope.  Guess that wasn't good en ought for Mr. Goody Two Shoes.  Can't stop there, oh no.  So here is it.  He has decided to "whip up" a little poem--took him about 10 minutes to write.  I walked into the room and, when I asked him what he was doing, he flipped his hand in a very nonchalant way and said, "Oh, I just wrote a poem".  And I read it and it was  good, with metaphor and everything.  Ad reline flooded my system and the world grew black before my eyes.  The shock was great, so terribly great.  And slowly, ever so slowly, I gripped the edge of his computer table, knuckles white with tension.  Then I leaned toward him, with care, until I was inches away from his backstabbing, overachieving face.  And, with a slight smile playing upon my lips, I hissed, "Back off, man.  Stay away from the writing thing.  That's my gig, see.  You don't wanna go there or there will be a price to pay, big man."  And then I stepped backwards, crossed my arms in a cocky and slightly intimidating manner and tilted my stetson hat over my right eye.  Now...if I was Jimmy Cagney or some guy from the Sopranos I would have either shot him or stuck a big cigar in my mouth and asked him for a light.  But since I am just me, I just stood there, stuck my bottom lip out in a pout, said, "Aww, man" bit my nails in a highly nervous manner and slunk away.  Shoulders drooping and head hung low. 

So here is his poem:

                                      Ouch!  My Head!

                                       Hit my head

                                       Should be dead

                                       Hurt my chest

                                      My mom's the best

                                      The docs thought I'd die

                                      The farm I did not buy

                                      Now I'm on the mend

                                      And that is the end

                                      Of this poem.

                                                   ---By Sam Howell (or is this really by Sam or maybe was this poem written as a way of drawing people away from his real poem so that I can still be the writer in the family and our life can continue as before and stuff)

Okay.  Sam didn't write THAT poem.  I did.  Darn it.  Okay...here is his real poem:

                                          Life's Little Things

                           Valentine's Day can never be the same

                          One minute made the whole difference

             Even the doctors did not know what would happen

                              This boy had so much promise

                                           All thrown away

                                          In just one minute

                             But some hope shone through

                                          Just like a piano

                                While some keys are black

                               Like the hopes on that day,

                          Most of the keys remain white.

                            The boy has fully recovered

                       Some of what was lost that night.

                         Survival of the luckiest, he says.

                      Not how evolution planned it at all

                            But every day, he strengthens...

                                                 ---Sam Howell (for real this time)

 

So here is my response:

                                        Talent Interrupted

                               Sister sits, fingers tapping keys

                         Tears sliding down her pinched, old face

                                  Like rain down a window.

                                                 All she had

                                                in the world

                                          was her gift of words.

                                              Taken from her

                                       Cruelly, Quickly, Violently

                                    Like a monkey grabbing bananas

                                    and shoving them greedily inside

                                          My brother stole my light

                                                          and ate it

                                                                   in

                                                                 one

                                                                 big

                                                                gulp.

                                                                                --Written in jest by the sister of the boy that can't keep his hands out of other people's areas of interest.

Bec

P.S.  Fine.  By the way, I decided about five minutes ago that  I am going to do a science fair project.  I don't care that I'm almost 34 years old.  I'm doing it.  Going today to get me some petri dishes and glass beakers.  Some ugly, transparent science goggles, too.  I'll discover the cure or cause of something or other...and then you'll be sorry.  YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!  Mwhahahah (evil laugh with dramatic music following). 

Darn it.

Bec